basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

22 . 07 . 14 ( 37684)

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

22 . 07 . 14 ( 44366)

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

22 . 07 . 14 ( 39443)

disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

22 . 07 . 14 ( 186809)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

image

22 . 07 . 14 ( 78540)

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

22 . 07 . 14 ( 59006)

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

20 . 07 . 14 ( 243471)

my-name-is-long:

dropkickpikachu:

remember when people thought phones were going to do this and instead now they’re getting bigger and bigger cuz we want to watch movies and shit on them

Soon people are gonna go “wait I can’t hold my phone with one hand anymore”
And phones will start shrinking again

20 . 07 . 14 ( 11538)
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20 . 07 . 14 ( 564188)

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

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caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

20 . 07 . 14 ( 263604)
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awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this

20 . 07 . 14 ( 159174)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

20 . 07 . 14 ( 611173)